The firs SCF of 5774 and it was just Tim and Mee-Lise. No worries because we needed no help.
It was a perfect day. There were nuns on the sidewalk. Bizarre but true. Mee-Lise is trying heroically to read the novelization of HAPPY DAYS but finds herself stymied by the mindblowingly shitty writing. She also has to find a passage to be read at a wedding on the beach. I suggested Burkowski. She wanted Dorothy Parker. We all know it’ll be Neruda.
I also suggested that the couple’s first dance be to “Big Butts” but the acoustic sensitive version. Or… Break up songs.
Clearly, Tim will not be planning any weddings any time soon.
Instead, Tim is focussing on snack time to watch a movie tonight with caramelized onions, different cheeses, crackers, peaches, apples and grapes with pepperoni. Fingers crossed that this all works out.
Also, Stephen and Mike were sucking balls. Surprise surprise surprise.