April142014

duartpostnyc:

DuArt is New York.

10AM

Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

(Source: yesknopemaybe, via glamoramamama75)

April92014
guy:

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

guy:

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

(via rocknroll-hippie)

April62014
My ‘89 Buick has a spoiler. Now it’s the greatest spoiler ever.

My ‘89 Buick has a spoiler. Now it’s the greatest spoiler ever.

March212014

sesamechickenfriday:

3-21-14

The phrase of the day: “Dance Terrorists”

And that can mean only one thing: STEP UP IV is coming!!!!

Peter Gallagher and his land developing evil eyebrows will be battling Channing Tatum’s ghost or something like that without a regatta or Bobcat Goldthwait in a Godzilla costume.

Yes, Mee-Lise, the Dance Terrorists have won… our hearts.

Yes Stephen, Japan is celebrating the month of the Golden Cow WITH A DANCE OFF!!!!!

Yes Michael, March Madness continues on your phone.

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Clause.

Yes Tim, Sesame Chicken Friday was a success! 

MINT!

March202014
“The world breaks everyone, and afterwards many are strong at the broken places.” Ernest Hemingway (via observando)
March192014
If you can watch LONG HOT SUMMER and not masturbate to Paul Newman, then you are officially straight. 
Guess I’m gay now.

If you can watch LONG HOT SUMMER and not masturbate to Paul Newman, then you are officially straight.
Guess I’m gay now.

March72014

(Source: dorklist)

February282014

sesamechickenfriday:

2-28-14

Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Because if you’re thinking, “Mee-Lise is the shit,” then yes, you and I are thinking EXACTLY the same thing.

A very animated Mee-Lise arrived on a very cold day where we did our Hansai on Ross’ party. Summary: AAAAAMMMMMAAAAZZZZIIINNNGGGG!!!!!!  Peter was awesome. Anne and Mike brought amazing food. Dani and Mee-Lise were on the same page. Tom left at 2:00. Ross got the increasingly amazing shirt. Mike ate chips while partially asleep. Stephen scanned the food like a suburban ninja. Tim was gay.

Then… there was today.

Stephen will be making comics left to right from time to time.

Tim’s special guest was almost Miss November, but we’ll settle for Michael Emmerson.

Michael ate some ungodly egg thing and shipping is tricky. 

Mee-Lise WAS ON and freaking killed with the story of the Ross after party breakfast wherein it was discovered that Michael will have a TV show based on how HE would eat YOUR food.

NH plans were discussed and some dates laid out. More to come.

All around, another extraordinary SCF!

THANK YOU CHINESE PEOPLE FOR INVENTING THIS FOOD!

February272014
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country (via observando)
February182014

beckycloonan:

By Chance or Providence: Collecting my trilogy of mini comics in one hardcover graphic novel! Pre-orders are now up on The Werehouse, along with two limited-edition screenprints 

*If you are a retailer and interested in wholesale options for By Chance or Providence, please check out Lounak Distribution!

I’d very much appreciate you guys sharing this! I’m only printing as many copies as I get orders for, and I need all the help I can get to get the word out! <3 Love you guys!

February52014

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kabukigurl:

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

(Source: commie-pinko-liberal, via eastcoastslug)

December82013

Anonymous asked: What's tricky about love? Either it's there or it isn't...

electricsexdoll:

asleepylioness:

Love isn’t tricky, I’m tricky when in love. Keep up here anon :)

This anon must have never been in a relationship before.

It’s also tricky to rock a rhyme.
Just sayin.

September62013
sesamechickenfriday:

9-6-13
The firs SCF of 5774 and it was just Tim and Mee-Lise. No worries because we needed no help.
It was a perfect day. There were nuns on the sidewalk. Bizarre but true. Mee-Lise is trying heroically to read the novelization of HAPPY DAYS but finds herself stymied by the mindblowingly shitty writing. She also has to find a passage to be read at a wedding on the beach. I suggested Burkowski. She wanted Dorothy Parker. We all know it’ll be Neruda.
I also suggested that the couple’s first dance be to “Big Butts” but the acoustic sensitive version.  Or… Break up songs.
Clearly, Tim will not be planning any weddings any time soon.
Instead, Tim is focussing on snack time to watch a movie tonight with caramelized onions, different cheeses, crackers, peaches, apples and grapes with pepperoni. Fingers crossed that this all works out.
Also, Stephen and Mike were sucking balls.  Surprise surprise surprise.

sesamechickenfriday:

9-6-13

The firs SCF of 5774 and it was just Tim and Mee-Lise. No worries because we needed no help.

It was a perfect day. There were nuns on the sidewalk. Bizarre but true. Mee-Lise is trying heroically to read the novelization of HAPPY DAYS but finds herself stymied by the mindblowingly shitty writing. She also has to find a passage to be read at a wedding on the beach. I suggested Burkowski. She wanted Dorothy Parker. We all know it’ll be Neruda.

I also suggested that the couple’s first dance be to “Big Butts” but the acoustic sensitive version.  Or… Break up songs.

Clearly, Tim will not be planning any weddings any time soon.

Instead, Tim is focussing on snack time to watch a movie tonight with caramelized onions, different cheeses, crackers, peaches, apples and grapes with pepperoni. Fingers crossed that this all works out.

Also, Stephen and Mike were sucking balls.  Surprise surprise surprise.

August202013

houseofsugar:

carlboygenius:

The Impermanence of Pleasure

my favourite thing I’ve seen in a while

perfect

(via abandoned-but-loved)

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